What is Google Reader, and how do I use it? Yes, I am serious. I hear talk of this marvelous contraption, but I do not have (use?) it. Please bring me into 2009 (so I can spend even more time blog stalking).
UPDATE: Thanks to my amazing cousin, Amy, I am now a proud user of Google Reader. It is much easier to blog stalk through Reader than the Dashboard of Blogger. Thanks Amy (who introduced me to blogging... and more importantly, blog stalking)! :)